Quotes by character

Alaric Saltzman

" No, you look like a full-grown alpha male douchebag. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 1, Episode 10 - The Turning Point, p.0
" Well you do that and it will be you and me at this parking lot working things out. Are you cool with that? "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 1, Episode 10 - The Turning Point, p.0
" He killed my wife or atleast made a meal out of her. When was he stable? "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 1, Episode 15 - A Few Good Men, p.0
" Oke, I`ll get my garlic and holy water. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 1, Episode 15 - A Few Good Men, p.0
" You turned her because you liked her? "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 1, Episode 15 - A Few Good Men, p.0
" A ring to ward off the demons, huh? "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 1, Episode 15 - A Few Good Men, p.0
" First person account of the Civil War? That`s like porn for a history teacher. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 1, Episode 12 - Unpleasantville, p.0
" Can I get you a drink? I hear the punch is real boss. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 1, Episode 12 - Unpleasantville, p.0
" I think Stefan is a good guy. But at the end of the day, he`s still a vampire. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 1, Episode 18 - Under Control, p.0
" I don`t wanna spend my life searching for answers I really don`t want. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 1, Episode 20 - Blood Brothers, p.0
" Isobel became her research. She wanted to become a vampire. She got her wish. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 2, Episode 03 - Bad Moon Rising, p.0
" Well... I`m naked. So I`m gonna go. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 2, Episode 10 - The Sacrafice, p.0
" It`s not like I`m a freak. I`m just being nice to someone new in town. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 2, Episode 11 - By The Light Of The Moon, p.0
" The wolf is in the Grill. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 2, Episode 12 - The descent, p.0
" You know you can`t trust Isobel. Even when it comes to Elena. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 2, Episode 12 - The descent, p.0
" Yeah, Elijah’s one scary dude. But with nice hair. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 2, Episode 14 - Crying Wolf, p.0
" I’m your friend, dammit. And you don’t have any friends. So, no more lying. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 2, Episode 15 - The Dinner Party, p.0
" You want it? Take it. It’s yours. And after what you did to Damon, you’re gonna need it more than me. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 2, Episode 15 - The Dinner Party, p.0
" I want to be honest with her, but until then Jenna and I are over. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 2, Episode 16 - The House Guest, p.0
" Isobel is dead. And there are things about her death that I can’t tell you, that aren’t for me to tell. You can be upset and hate me. I get it. Just know that I love you. At least I can tell you that much. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 2, Episode 16 - The House Guest, p.0
" Jenna, put the crossbow down! "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 2, Episode 20 - The Last Day, p.0
" First night you and I spent together, Jeremy walked in right when I was about … "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 2, Episode 20 - The Last Day, p.0
" I’m sorry, you’ve reached somebody who’s currently not operating. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 2, Episode 22 - As I Lay Dying, p.0
" Sleeping in you dead parents` room or my dead girlfriend`s room. No. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 3, Episode 1 - The Birthday, p.0
" I`m every parent`s worst nightmare. I`m the chaperone teacher from hell. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 3, Episode 1 - The Birthday, p.0
" I`m not a rolemodel you know. I drink too much, I say the wrong things, I encourage bad behaviour. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 3, Episode 1 - The Birthday, p.0
" You wanna hunt down a pack of werewolves on a full moon? "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 3, Episode 2 - The Hybrid, p.0
" The council`s job is to protect the people of this town. Now your daughter`s a vampire and your son`s a werewolf. So who`s looking after the actual people? Some of them may be family or friends, but they are still supernatural. They don`t follow our rule "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 3, Episode 4 - Disturbing Behaviour, p.0
" Vampires will take whatever they want. They will hurt whoever they want. And they`ll do it without remorse. It`s their nature. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 3, Episode 6 - Smells Like Teen Spirit, p.0
" I think you found a way to get out of bed this morning. And that makes you the strongest person I know. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 3, Episode 6 - Smells Like Teen Spirit, p.0
" Vicki could interact. She blew up my car. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 3, Episode 7 - Ghost World, p.0
" This may come as a shock, but I am not here to hang out with you. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 3, Episode 10 - The New Deal, p.0
" I thought we`d all stay in. Have a meal like a typical atypical family. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 3, Episode 10 - The New Deal, p.0
" This whole sire bond thing is wild. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 3, Episode 10 - The New Deal, p.0
" I`m fine. I think the ring, however is running low on batteries. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 3, Episode 11 - Our Town, p.0
" I`m surprised you have time to call, what with all this Original sex you`ve been having? "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 3, Episode 15 - All My Children, p.0
" Listen, I want you to have this. This is a list of my bank accounts, passwords, where to find my will, and how to contact my family, just in case this doesn’t go my way. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 3, Episode 17 - Break On Through, p.0
" I have a homicidal alter ego. Unlike some people in this room, I would like to take responsibility for the people I’ve killed. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 3, Episode 18 - The Murder Of One, p.0
" I mean, did you learn nothing from the moonstone in the soap dish? "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 3, Episode 18 - The Murder Of One, p.0
" You know, you shouldn’t be in here. It defeats the point of the whole being locked in a cellar thing. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 3, Episode 19 - Heart of Darkness, p.0
" You know, I’ll feel decidedly less pathetic if I don’t drink alone. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 3, Episode 19 - Heart of Darkness, p.0
" Who knows? Maybe his alter ego is a pot smoking, hippie pacifist. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 3, Episode 19 - Heart of Darkness, p.0
" This is stupid. Evil me or whatever you want to call him, he’s not gonna make an appearance. Why would he? I mean, the best hiding place is the one where you can’t find the person who hid it. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 3, Episode 19 - Heart of Darkness, p.0
" [To Stefan] ""If you want the answers from my darkest side, you’re gonna have to tap into yours. So, don’t back down, don’t fight it. Just do it. Do it! "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 3, Episode 19 - Heart of Darkness, p.0
" Look at you, one of nature’s most hideous creatures and you can’t even get that right. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 3, Episode 19 - Heart of Darkness, p.0
" You’re worse than I ever was. Spineless, pathetic. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 3, Episode 19 - Heart of Darkness, p.0
" Why? Because you still need me alive? There’s a reason why Esther used me to make you, isn’t there? She didn’t want you to be immortal, so she tied your life to a human one. Mine. That way you have only one life span to kill all vampires and then you’ll "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 3, Episode 21 - Before Sunset, p.0
" The witch bound my life to Elena’s. If she dies, I die. Klaus figured that out and now he’s taken her. Now, I’m trapped here until the sun goes down, so you two better get doing what you do best. Saving Elena’s life. "
Alaric Saltzman, Season 3, Episode 21 - Before Sunset, p.0