Quotes by character

Damon Salvatore

" Your hair is different. I like it. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 01 - Pilot, p.0
" Elena, she`s a death ringer from Katherine. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 01 - Pilot, p.0
" Tell me: when was the last time you had something stronger than a squirrel? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 01 - Pilot, p.0
" Where`s your ring? The sun is coming up in a couple of hours and..poof..ashes to ashes. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 01 - Pilot, p.0
" She got spunk. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 02 - The Night of the Comet, p.0
" Not bad. Have you been eating bunnies? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 02 - The Night of the Comet, p.0
" You have two choices: You can feed on her and make her forget or you can let her go and let her scream vampire at the town square "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 02 - The Night of the Comet, p.0
" This town needs a bit of a wake-up call, don`t you think? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 02 - The Night of the Comet, p.0
" That`s for me to know and for you dot dot dot. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 02 - The Night of the Comet, p.0
" It`s very Emerson how you reveal your soul. So many adjectives. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 03 - Friday Night Bites, p.0
" I like you and your laugh. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 03 - Friday Night Bites, p.0
" It`s al so ra-ra-go team! "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 03 - Friday Night Bites, p.0
" I saw Elena today, BTW - that means `by the way`. She was at cheerleading practice. She looks so perky in her little short shorts. Simmer down. I didn’t even go near her. I’ve got my own cheerleader now. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 03 - Friday Night Bites, p.0
" Bad dream? Do you know how easy it was to get in your head just now? You really need some human blood. It might even the playing field. [pause] Football reference! Too soon? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 04 - Family Ties, p.0
" The vervain keeps me out of her head, maybe that`s not my target. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 04 - Family Ties, p.0
" Some girls just can`t refuse my good looks, my style and my charm and my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 04 - Family Ties, p.0
" This is John Varavatos, dude. Dick. Move. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 04 - Family Ties, p.0
" What`s so special about this Bella girl? Edward`s so whipped. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 04 - Family Ties, p.0
" You`re dead dude, get over it. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 04 - Family Ties, p.0
" It`s cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 04 - Family Ties, p.0
" I`m not some drunk sorority chick. You can`t Roofy me. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 04 - Family Ties, p.0
" I feel a little used, I thought we were having a moment. Now I`ll have to go to the party angry, who knows what I`ll do. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 04 - Family Ties, p.0
" Doesn`t it always come down to the love of a woman? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 04 - Family Ties, p.0
" You just don`t wanna die, do ya? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 06 - Lost Girls, p.0
" Where are you Stefan? I`m trapped at the house getting really bored and really impatient and I don`t do bored and impatient. Bring me my ring! "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 06 - Lost Girls, p.0
" Oh don`t get blood on the couch, please? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 06 - Lost Girls, p.0
" I got you gooood, didn`t I? We`re not going to be fun today. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 06 - Lost Girls, p.0
" I`m so gonna regret this. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 06 - Lost Girls, p.0
" Why are you standing there. That`s a girl who clearly wants to be chased. You don`t do it I will. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 06 - Lost Girls, p.0
" We met in the woods, you were drunk I attacked you and then I killed all of your friends and brought you here and gave you some blood, you loved it and now we`re gonna party till the sun goes down. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 06 - Lost Girls, p.0
" Jeremy huh? Elena`s brother? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 06 - Lost Girls, p.0
" I`ve been in love. It`s painfull, it`s pointless and overrated "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 06 - Lost Girls, p.0
" It`s going to get really freaky. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 06 - Lost Girls, p.0
" See. You`re already starting falling apart. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 06 - Lost Girls, p.0
" You`re afraid of me. I`m gonna go on a limp and guess. Stefan finally fessed up. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 06 - Lost Girls, p.0
" May I come in? Oh wait, of course I can I`ve been invited. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 06 - Lost Girls, p.0
" I`m not gonna kill you right now. That wouldn`t serve my greater agenda. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 06 - Lost Girls, p.0
" Oh tip for later: Be carefull who you invite in. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 06 - Lost Girls, p.0
" If anyone is going to kill you it will be me. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 06 - Lost Girls, p.0
" Hello Lexi, what an unexpected surprise. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 08 - 162 Candles, p.0
" It`s a party party. No-one is gonna know it`s your birthday. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 08 - 162 Candles, p.0
" No, you`re the only stupid thing here. And shallow and useless. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 08 - 162 Candles, p.0
" Stefan smiles, alert the media. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 08 - 162 Candles, p.0
" You asked me to take away all the memories and all the rarrr stuff. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 08 - 162 Candles, p.0
" Yeah, what is it? Is it skunk, St. Bernard, Bambi? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 07 - Haunted, p.0
" You don`t have to kill to feed, just find someone really tasty and then erase their memory afterward. It`s so easy. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 07 - Haunted, p.0
" Don`t listen to him. He walks on a moral plane waaaay out of our eye line. I say, `Snatch, eat, erase.` "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 07 - Haunted, p.0
" Oooookay, Count Deepak. I am outta here. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 07 - Haunted, p.0
" Your life was pathetic. Your after-life doesn`t have to be. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 07 - Haunted, p.0
" She`s been cooped up in your room all day. She`s not Anne Frank. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 07 - Haunted, p.0
" I`m not taking her to Disneyland. We`re going to the front yard. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 07 - Haunted, p.0
" Come on Vicki. Live a little. No pun intended. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 07 - Haunted, p.0
" Uuh, my bad. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 07 - Haunted, p.0
" She had a schoolgirl crush on me. It was cute, but I had to let her down. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 07 - Haunted, p.0
" Let me escort you to the school. It`s not safe out there alone. I mean, I have seen ten vampires tonight! "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 07 - Haunted, p.0
" You need to leave. Your wounds are bleeding and you need to leave. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 07 - Haunted, p.0
" Rise and shine. You`ll be late for school. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 09 - History Repeating, p.0
" I`ll adopt the Stefan diet. Only nothing with feathers. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 09 - History Repeating, p.0
" A: you hurt me last time. B: I whish you no harm, believe it or not Bonnie, but I wanna protect you. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 09 - History Repeating, p.0
" I don`t Damon. I can`t trust you to be a nice guy. You kill everybody and you`re so mean. You`re so mean. You`re very hard to imitate. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 09 - History Repeating, p.0
" `Don`t forget I taught you how to play this game. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 09 - History Repeating, p.0
" I have a bigger surprise Stefan. I`m gonna bring her[Katherine] back. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 09 - History Repeating, p.0
" The comet passed and I got the cristal. And that Caroline got it and than Bonnie got it and so now we`re here. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 09 - History Repeating, p.0
" Katherine never compelled me. I knew everything. It was real. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 09 - History Repeating, p.0
" You`re right Stefan. I only have you, so where are we going? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 10 - The Turning Point, p.0
" We`re a team. We could travel the world together. We could try out for The Amazing Race! "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 10 - The Turning Point, p.0
" Get off me. A: Don`t touch me. B: If I had I wouldn`t have been so obvious about it and C: there`s another vampire in town. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 10 - The Turning Point, p.0
" Let the adults handle this stuff. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 10 - The Turning Point, p.0
" This tire iron here could take your head clean off. Is that your final answer? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 10 - The Turning Point, p.0
" I don`t side with anyone. You piss me off, I want you dead. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 10 - The Turning Point, p.0
" If you`re lying, I`ll end you. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 10 - The Turning Point, p.0
" Oh you were so much more fun when you were asleep. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 11 - Bloodlines, p.0
" Well, you`re in Georgia, without your magic little necklace I might add. I can very easily make you agreable. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 11 - Bloodlines, p.0
" The problems are still going to be there when you get home "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 11 - Bloodlines, p.0
" It`s not like we all hang out together at the vamp bar and grill. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 11 - Bloodlines, p.0
" Vampires can`t procreate... though we love to try. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 11 - Bloodlines, p.0
" Come on you don`t like pickles? What`s wrong with you? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 11 - Bloodlines, p.0
" You`re not the worst company in the world, Elena. You should give yourself more credit. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 11 - Bloodlines, p.0
" You`re worried about me—that`s nice. Don`t be…there is no need. I`m fine, why wouldn`t I be? I spent the last one hundred and forty five years with one goal, to get inside that tomb. I succeeded. Granted Katherine wasn`t in there to be rescued but why dw "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 15 - A Few Good Men, p.0
" Do you know how liberating it is not having a master plan? Because I can do whatever the hell I want. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 15 - A Few Good Men, p.0
" I haven`t killed anybody in - too long. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 15 - A Few Good Men, p.0
" A room full of women clamoring to go out on a date with me. Sounds tasty. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 15 - A Few Good Men, p.0
" Oh, yeah. L.A., New York, a couple of years ago I was in North Carolina, near the Duke campus, actually. I think Alaric went to school there, didn`t you, Ric? I know your wife did. I had a drink with her, once. She was... she was a great girl. Did I ever "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 15 - A Few Good Men, p.0
" Are you really this stupid? I guess so. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 15 - A Few Good Men, p.0
" You got to put down the stake. Wow, that`s courage. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 15 - A Few Good Men, p.0
" She came to me, all pathetic, looking for vampires. There was something about her that I liked. Something special. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 15 - A Few Good Men, p.0
" No. I slept with her because I liked her. I turned her because she begged me to. But you knew that too, didn`t you? I guess she wasn`t happy at home. Wasn`t happy with life in general. Wasn`t happy with you. Now this is a shame. We`re kindred spirits. Bi "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 15 - A Few Good Men, p.0
" You know what? Isobel came to me. She found me. If she`s related to Elena, that`s means she`s related to Katherine. Maybe, Katherine sent her to me. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 15 - A Few Good Men, p.0
" You`re pathetic when you`re fishing. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 12 - Unpleasantville, p.0
" Don`t you have school? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 12 - Unpleasantville, p.0
" You help me? I don`t know, that seems a little unnatural. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 12 - Unpleasantville, p.0
" Look at you, putting the pieces together. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 12 - Unpleasantville, p.0
" Rise and shine, sleepy heads. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 13 - Children Of The Damned, p.0
" If I see a thing I haven`t seen before I throw a dollar at it. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 13 - Children Of The Damned, p.0
" You know, I really like this whole menage-a-threesome team thing. It`s got a bit of a kink to it. Don`t screw it up! "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 13 - Children Of The Damned, p.0
" My father never approved anyone I dated. Which made me wanted them even more, of course. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 13 - Children Of The Damned, p.0
" Is it real? This renewed sence of brotherhood. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 13 - Children Of The Damned, p.0
" Damn, you`re strong for a little thing. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 13 - Children Of The Damned, p.0
" So what do you know..this is an interesting turning of events. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 13 - Children Of The Damned, p.0
" Of course I was going to do this on myself, the only one I can count on is me. You made that clear many years ago, Stefan. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 13 - Children Of The Damned, p.0
" Give me the book, Stefan. Or I`ll snap her neck and you and I have a vampire girlfriend. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 13 - Children Of The Damned, p.0
" I mean this sincerely. I hope Elena dies. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 14 - Fool Me Once, p.0
" Fool me once, shame on you. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 14 - Fool Me Once, p.0
" I didn`t compell you in Atlanta because we were having fun. I wanted it to be real. I`m trusting you. Don`t make me regret it. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 14 - Fool Me Once, p.0
" You knew Katherine wasn`t in there. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 14 - Fool Me Once, p.0
" Wake up woman, the world has moved on. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 16 - There Goes The Neighborhood, p.0
" My primary reason for existence has abandoned me and after today`s events, the remains of the shaky ground that I walk on are about to go kaboom. Let`s get hammered. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 16 - There Goes The Neighborhood, p.0
" How long are you gonna blame me for turning your birth mother into a vampire? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 17 - Let The Right One In, p.0
" I have two liters of soccer mom in the fridge. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 17 - Let The Right One In, p.0
" Pearl! Open this door. I swear to God I`m gonna bust it open and rip your head off. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 17 - Let The Right One In, p.0
" Well you[Alaric] look alive. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 17 - Let The Right One In, p.0
" Teacher by day, vampire hunter by night. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 17 - Let The Right One In, p.0
" Fine Elena, you can drive the get-away-car. But your not going in the house. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 17 - Let The Right One In, p.0
" I can`t protect you Elena. I don`t know how many vampires there are in there. I have to be able to get in and get out. I can`t be distracted with your safety or this will end up a bloodbath that none of us walk away from. Including Stefan. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 17 - Let The Right One In, p.0
" Your merry little vampires spend the day torturing my brother. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 17 - Let The Right One In, p.0
" If I had a good side, not a way to get on it. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 17 - Let The Right One In, p.0
" Guess what? Everyone hates me. But you can`t deny: we were bad ass! "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 17 - Let The Right One In, p.0
" How lucky for us, we have...John. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 19 - Miss Mystic Falls, p.0
" John... Whatever I can do to help keep this town safe, even if it means spending time with you."" "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 19 - Miss Mystic Falls, p.0
" You`re playing house with half of a tomb of really pissed off vampires. What did you think was gonna happen?"" "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 19 - Miss Mystic Falls, p.0
" ""You seem awfully chipper, lately... Less doom and gloom... A little more pep in your step!"" "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 19 - Miss Mystic Falls, p.0
" Stefan,.. Let`s be serious, for a second. You spent the last century and a half being a poster child for prozac, and now you expect me to believe that this new you has nothing to do with human blood... Nothing!"" "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 19 - Miss Mystic Falls, p.0
" Well, well, he`s a liar and a thief."" "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 19 - Miss Mystic Falls, p.0
" Why don`t you just walk up to Sheriff Forbes? Ask her to tap a vein? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 19 - Miss Mystic Falls, p.0
" What does Elena think of the..new you. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 19 - Miss Mystic Falls, p.0
" He has no idea what normal is. His entire excistense isn`t normal. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 19 - Miss Mystic Falls, p.0
" Just fill in Elena on you..extra curriculum activities. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 19 - Miss Mystic Falls, p.0
" Not in the mood! Today`s been a no good, very bad day!"" "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 19 - Miss Mystic Falls, p.0
" Turn it up a little bit. It`s not annoying yet. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 18 - Under Control, p.0
" I haven`t hunted a human in... God, way too long. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 18 - Under Control, p.0
" No Elena! I will not go to your bedroom with you. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 18 - Under Control, p.0
" Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 18 - Under Control, p.0
" I like a woman in uniform but I have to side for this one, you look... smashing. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 18 - Under Control, p.0
" I like my life in Mystic Falls. It feels like... home again. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 18 - Under Control, p.0
" We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis. Seems Uncle John has a... You don`t look so good... It`s different this time, isn`t it? The need is too strong. Of course it would be, after all these years. Have a good night, brot "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 18 - Under Control, p.0
" The humanblood should be gone by now. Do you wanna explain why your still sitting here feeling sorry for yourself? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 20 - Blood Brothers, p.0
" Stefan likes ... puppy blood. Little golden retriever puppies, cute floppy ears. That`s his favorite. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 20 - Blood Brothers, p.0
" He`s being dramatic. He`s not gonna starve himself. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 20 - Blood Brothers, p.0
" Let`s not kill anyone, tonight. Your words. Just pointing that out. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 20 - Blood Brothers, p.0
" What did you think you were gonna find? Isobel with a cigar and slippers? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 20 - Blood Brothers, p.0
" I think I watched the teacher having an exancentral crisis. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 20 - Blood Brothers, p.0
" The moment Stefan had his first taste of human blood, he was a different person. I suppose I should thank him. It`s been a hell of a ride. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 20 - Blood Brothers, p.0
" I will make it an eternity of misery for you. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 20 - Blood Brothers, p.0
" Witches, judgy little things. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 20 - Blood Brothers, p.0
" Elena: ""What`s the matter?"" Damon: ""He`s just back to boring, straight-laced, off the junk. You`ve successfully cured him of anything that was interesting about his personality."" Elena: ""Don`t forget who helped me."" Damon: ""I hate myself. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 21 - Isobel, p.0
" Have fun with the Mystic queen. I know I did. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 21 - Isobel, p.0
" Sorry I`m late. The dog ate my, uh.... Never mind. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 21 - Isobel, p.0
" What`s with all the furrowed brows? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 21 - Isobel, p.0
" Good to see you Isobel. Just having fun with your naughty little minion. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 21 - Isobel, p.0
" You do not come into my town, threaten people I care about. Going after Elena? Bad move. You leave her alone or I will rip you to bits. Because I do believe in killing the messenger. You know why? Because it sends a message. If Katherine wants something "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 21 - Isobel, p.0
" You can turn it off, like a button you can press. I mean, Stefan`s different. He wants the whole human experience. He wants to feel every episode of How I Met Your Mother, so he shuts his feelings out. The problem is, as a vampire, your instinct is not t "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 21 - Isobel, p.0
" I like being a living dead person. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 21 - Isobel, p.0
" Damon: ""I`m here to eat cotton candy and steal your girl."" Stefan: ""Don`t start with me, Damon."" Damon: ""Oh, you started it, Stefan, with that whole `I`m insecure, leave Elena alone` speech. I`m still enjoying that."" Stefan: ""As long as you heard it. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 22 - Founder`s Day (Season`s Finale), p.0
" Good cop, bad cop, I like it. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 22 - Founder`s Day (Season`s Finale), p.0
" What I did to Vicki was wrong. I`m sorry for my part. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 22 - Founder`s Day (Season`s Finale), p.0
" I came into this town wanting to destroy it. Tonight... I found myself wanting to protect it. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 22 - Founder`s Day (Season`s Finale), p.0
" Somewhere along the way, you decided I was worth saving. I wanted to thank you for that. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 1, Episode 22 - Founder`s Day (Season`s Finale), p.0
" I`d be honoured to help keep this town safe from vampires. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 02 - Brave New World, p.0
" Aren`t you worried that all the forest animals will band together and fight back? After all, they talk. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 02 - Brave New World, p.0
" I like this. You walking on eggshells around me because you think I""m gonna explode. It`s very suspensible. Is Elena worried too? I bet I`m your every conversation. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 02 - Brave New World, p.0
" Jeremy... It`s so good to see you alive. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 02 - Brave New World, p.0
" I will shove this ring so far up your ass you`ve really got something to joke on. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 02 - Brave New World, p.0
" What the hell is up with that family? If they`re not vampires, what are they? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 02 - Brave New World, p.0
" Katherine is a manipulative, nasty little slut. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 02 - Brave New World, p.0
" Whatever happens it`s on you. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 02 - Brave New World, p.0
" My father hated vampires too. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 02 - Brave New World, p.0
" Oh no..You got to be kidding me. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 01 - The Return, p.0
" Well, she at least knows how to make an entrance. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 01 - The Return, p.0
" To risk another frown line encroaching on a very crowded forehead... We kissed. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 01 - The Return, p.0
" She`s Katherine. She loves to play games. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 01 - The Return, p.0
" I`m just gonna ignore the bitch. See ya. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 01 - The Return, p.0
" Stake her, rip her head off. Something poetic. We`ll see. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 01 - The Return, p.0
" Yes, Bonnie,I would love to know why a non- vampire was tortured by the vampire torture device that you let John Gilbert use against us. Speaking of your guilt, how’s Caroline? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 01 - The Return, p.0
" Now you need to stop with the witch’s brew. You’re starting to believe your own press. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 01 - The Return, p.0
" Great Elena. I`m walking on sunshine. Thanks for asking. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 01 - The Return, p.0
" I kissed you. Thought you kissed me back. Doppelganger hijinks ensued. How do you think I`m doing? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 01 - The Return, p.0
" You`re scared. You think Katherine`s going to send me off the deep end, don`t you? I don`t need her for that. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 01 - The Return, p.0
" Ooh, cover up Fabio. You got a crazy ex on the loose. Better watch out, it looks like Katherine’s trying to steal your guy. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 01 - The Return, p.0
" I mean, it`s only fair, because I went after your girl. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 01 - The Return, p.0
" Don’t pout. It’s not attractive in a woman your age. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 01 - The Return, p.0
" I’m better at the enigmatic one liners, Katherine. What are you up to? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 01 - The Return, p.0
" Wait, wait, breathe pause. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 01 - The Return, p.0
" Answer it right, and I’ll forget the last 145 years I’ve spent missing you. I’ll forget how much I loved you. I’ll forget everything and we can start over. This can be our defining moment. We have the time. That’s the beauty of eternity. I just nee "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 01 - The Return, p.0
" That`s me. Your trusty bodyguard. Calm in a crisis. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 01 - The Return, p.0
" No, I’m not upset. Upset is an emotion specific to those who care. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 01 - The Return, p.0
" You’re surprised that I thought you would kiss me back? You can’t imagine that I’d believe that you’d want to? That what we’ve been doing here means something? You’re the liar, Elena. There is something going on between the two of us, and you know it "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 01 - The Return, p.0
" You know when you shut out the pain, it’s the easiest thing in the world. The part of you that cares just goes away. All you have to do is switch and …[Snaps Jeremy`s neck]. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 01 - The Return, p.0
" If werewolves exist, where the hell are they? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 03 - Bad Moon Rising, p.0
" If this Wolf Man thing is true, I’ve seen enough movies to know it’s not good. It means Mason Lockwood is a real-life Lon Chaney and that little Tyler punk may just very well be Lon Chaney, Jr. which means Bela Lugosi, meaning me, is totally screwed. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 03 - Bad Moon Rising, p.0
" Sorry you can`t come too Stef. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 03 - Bad Moon Rising, p.0
" [Stefan and Elena kiss] ""Okay time to go. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 03 - Bad Moon Rising, p.0
" Elena, I saw the ring. It`s a big tacky thing, it`s hard to miss. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 03 - Bad Moon Rising, p.0
" Pull it out. I can`t reach the damn thing, Elena. Just pull it out, it hurts. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 03 - Bad Moon Rising, p.0
" What make you think that has any power over me? Cause I took an arrow in the back for you? You are severlly overestimating yourself."" "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 03 - Bad Moon Rising, p.0
" I’d be extra nice to me right now. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 03 - Bad Moon Rising, p.0
" You are not capable of hating me forever. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 03 - Bad Moon Rising, p.0
" Katherine originally came from Europe. Petrova was her real name. Katerina Petrova to be exact. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 03 - Bad Moon Rising, p.0
" You have every right to hate me, I understand. You hated me before we became friends. It would suck if that was gone forever. So is it? Have I lost you forever? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 03 - Bad Moon Rising, p.0
" You and Katherine have a lot more in common than just your looks. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 03 - Bad Moon Rising, p.0
" Jenna went to highschool with Mason Lockwood so I figured a social gathering would be a good way to get to know the guy. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 04 - Memory Lane, p.0
" I`m gonna put some silver into Mason Lockwood and prove he`s a werewolf. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 04 - Memory Lane, p.0
" Did my little brother’s confession overwhelm you? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 04 - Memory Lane, p.0
" Is my love not enough? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 04 - Memory Lane, p.0
" You expect me to believe that you’re here in Mystic Falls planting peace trees? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 04 - Memory Lane, p.0
" I tried to kill a werewolf and failed. Now I feel like I’m not living up to my best self. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 04 - Memory Lane, p.0
" Don`t look so surprised. You knew this was inevitable. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 05 - Kill Or Be Killed, p.0
" You need to drink some deputy blood. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 05 - Kill Or Be Killed, p.0
" Relax guys, nobody`s killing anybody. You`re my friend[to Liz]. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 05 - Kill Or Be Killed, p.0
" Wow, fascinating. Not enough. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 06 - Plan B, p.0
" You`re a Gilbert. You just can`t help yourself. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 06 - Plan B, p.0
" Your search for life`s purpose is as obvious as it is tragic. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 06 - Plan B, p.0
" See now your life has purpose. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 06 - Plan B, p.0
" If we start believing in some supernatural witchy-woo from a picture book we’re idiots. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 06 - Plan B, p.0
" [to Elena]""I`m looking for my baby-bro. Speaking off, tell yours to stop follow me around. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 06 - Plan B, p.0
" Werewolf thing aside, the guy`s a surfer. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 06 - Plan B, p.0
" Mason Lockwood`s a werewolf and Katherine`s evil. They`re the bad guys. Really, you wanna play morality police with me right now? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 06 - Plan B, p.0
" Wow, it looks like this guy is used to being tied up. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 06 - Plan B, p.0
" Hey judgy, thank you. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 06 - Plan B, p.0
" Come on. Wake up wolf boy. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 06 - Plan B, p.0
" When did you two meet? She seduced you and tell you she loved you? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 06 - Plan B, p.0
" You`re super natural so I`m sure she can`t compel you. I`m sure she used her other charms. Katherine`s just that way. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 06 - Plan B, p.0
" Now I get it! You`re just stupid. Katherine doesn`t love you. She`s using you moron. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 06 - Plan B, p.0
" I`ve had a very busy day today; killed a werewolf, found a moon stone. Hey did you know he hid the moon stone in the bottom of a well full of vervain, doesn`t trust you very much though he did love you poor guy. Hey where are you cause I can bring him ov "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 06 - Plan B, p.0
" Skip the teen drama and get to it. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 07 - Masquerade, p.0
" This woman ruined our lives, she destroyed us. Tonight it ends. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 07 - Masquerade, p.0
" We can do it together. I got your back. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 07 - Masquerade, p.0
" Sorry about your pet wolf. You should have kept him on a tighter leash. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 07 - Masquerade, p.0
" The second this spell is lifted, I’m gonna drive a stake right through your heart. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 07 - Masquerade, p.0
" Death would have been too kind. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 07 - Masquerade, p.0
" Then I’ll protect her … while you rot in hell. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 07 - Masquerade, p.0
" Yeah, I don’t understand that. That guy’s a tool. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 08 - Rose, p.0
" Oh, teens today and their underage drinking. Tragic. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 08 - Rose, p.0
" No, you won’t, Caroline. He cannot know about us. A bite from a werewolf can kill a vampire, so don’t be his friend. Do you understand me? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 08 - Rose, p.0
" If you want to drop the hint to your mom that Aimee’s body is at the bottom of a ravine with a cracked spine, it might save your mom some time. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 08 - Rose, p.0
" Everything she says is a lie! How am I supposed to know she’s gonna start spouting out the truth? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 08 - Rose, p.0
" No, let me tell you how that’s gonna go. We’re gonna go ask her for help, she’s gonna negotiate a release, which we’re gonna be dumb enough to give her, and then she’s gonna get out and kill us. It’s exactly what she wants. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 08 - Rose, p.0
" Alaric sure likes his weapons. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 08 - Rose, p.0
" Can we not do the whole road trip bonding thing? The cliché of it all makes me itch. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 08 - Rose, p.0
" Aw, that’s so sweet. You want to be all big and strong and save your girl. Well, don’t worry, I got your back. You’ll be fine. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 08 - Rose, p.0
" What I’m about to say is probably the most selfish thing that I’ve ever said in my life. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 08 - Rose, p.0
" I just have to say it once. You just need to hear it. I love you, Elena. And it’s because I love you that I can’t be selfish with you, why you can’t know this. I don’t deserve you, but my brother does. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 08 - Rose, p.0
" God, I wish that you didn’t have to forget this, but you do. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 08 - Rose, p.0
" He`s one of the originals. He`s a legend. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 09 - Katerina, p.0
" Oh please don`t tell me you`re crying. Just because you`re buddy Trevor lost his head. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 09 - Katerina, p.0
" If you`re setting me up in anyway, I will rip your heart out and shove it own your throat. Something I`m very good at. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 09 - Katerina, p.0
" You marter yourself into a tomb and I get to be a partner with the semi-confident witch. Wonderful. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 10 - The Sacrafice, p.0
" Elena is on a martyr tear that rivals even if your greatest hits. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 11 - By The Light Of The Moon, p.0
" I`ve been dead before. I got over it. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 11 - By The Light Of The Moon, p.0
" Oh, come on, Pouty.At least give me 2 points for ingenuity."" "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 11 - By The Light Of The Moon, p.0
" A, He can`t do anything about it and B, what I just said. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 11 - By The Light Of The Moon, p.0
" She`s[Bonnie] on moonstone duty and I`m on... Elena patrol. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 11 - By The Light Of The Moon, p.0
" Vampire Barbie asked me if she could handle it and I said, why not? Figured if she screwed up, he`d bite her, then I`ll be rid of two of my problems. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 11 - By The Light Of The Moon, p.0
" Change of plans, you baby sit. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 11 - By The Light Of The Moon, p.0
" You shoud go out, enjoy the sun. Oh, wait, you can’t! "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 11 - By The Light Of The Moon, p.0
" Mmm....Mason`s mystery woman. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 11 - By The Light Of The Moon, p.0
" You`ve been marked. What the hell kind of wolf borke down crap is that anyway? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 11 - By The Light Of The Moon, p.0
" Just Friends? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 11 - By The Light Of The Moon, p.0
" If you`re gonna be maudlin, I`m gonna kill you myself. Just to put me out of your misery. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 12 - The descent, p.0
" Elena is a do-gooder. It’s in her nature. She just can’t resist. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 12 - The descent, p.0
" Death happens. We come. We go. The sooner she dies, the better. It`s gloomy as hell in here. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 12 - The descent, p.0
" Damn. There goes my plan to rip her spleen through her back. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 12 - The descent, p.0
" I’m going to have a friendly chat with Lady-Wolf brother. Ease up. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 12 - The descent, p.0
" You went on a murderous rampage. happens. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 12 - The descent, p.0
" You`re ruining our perfect day with your strange philosiphical babbling. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 12 - The descent, p.0
" What do you want to hear? That I care about Rose? That I’m upset? Well, I didn’t, and I’m not. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 12 - The descent, p.0
" I feel, Elena. Okay, and it sucks. What sucks even more was that it was supposed to be me. Jules was coming after me. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 12 - The descent, p.0
" Go home. There has been enough doom, gloom and personal growth for one night. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 12 - The descent, p.0
" I`m lost. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 12 - The descent, p.0
" I have a secret, a big one. But I’ve never said it out loud. What’s the point? It’s not gonna change anything. It’s not gonna make me good, make me adopt a puppy. I can’t be what other people want me to be. What she wants me to be. This is who I am. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 12 - The descent, p.0
" You are my existential crisis. Do I kill you or do I not kill you? But I have to Jessica, because I’m not human. And I miss it. I miss it more than anything in the world. That is my secret. But there is only so much hurt a man can take. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 12 - The descent, p.0
" You brought back John Gilbert? That was your big save Elena move? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 13 - Daddy Issues, p.0
" First dad duty: ground your daughter. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 13 - Daddy Issues, p.0
" My brother the peacemaker. Since Stefan got here before me, I’m gonna let him try it his way before I resort to my way, which is a little bloodier. So, give us Caroline. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 13 - Daddy Issues, p.0
" I’m in love with a woman I can never have. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 13 - Daddy Issues, p.0
" The point is, I’m in love with her and it’s driving me crazy. I’m not in control. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 13 - Daddy Issues, p.0
" I don’t trust myself around anyone, Andie. I’m bad, Andie. I do things. I kill people. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 13 - Daddy Issues, p.0
" Let me tell you how this is gonna go. You`re gonna torture me, I don`t talk. Someone loses a heart. Last time it was your boy Mason. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 14 - Crying Wolf, p.0
" I showered, I shaved, I had breakfast, very relaxed. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 15 - The Dinner Party, p.0
" Yes Stefan, I`ve become you. How tragic for both of us. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 15 - The Dinner Party, p.0
" We have to be more clever. We are smarter than this, like Katherine was. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 15 - The Dinner Party, p.0
" I`m done here, with you. I`m leaving town. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 15 - The Dinner Party, p.0
" Hey, there`s Jenna with her new boyfriend. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 15 - The Dinner Party, p.0
" Wow, that blood did the trick. You`re almost pretty again. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 15 - The Dinner Party, p.0
" I get you out of here and your ass is sipping Klaus-free margaritas in some unknown island somewhere, no way. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 15 - The Dinner Party, p.0
" There`s no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 15 - The Dinner Party, p.0
" John, what a surprise. Leave. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 15 - The Dinner Party, p.0
" So let me guess. In addition to the moonstone, the doppelganger, the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe you need to find this witch burial ground. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 15 - The Dinner Party, p.0
" Elijah, did John tell you that he’s Elena’s uncle/father? Of course, she hates him. So there’s absolutely no need to keep him on the endangered species list. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 15 - The Dinner Party, p.0
" Little tip: Don`t pull the dagger out. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 15 - The Dinner Party, p.0
" What do we have here? Our little moonstone bar of soap. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 15 - The Dinner Party, p.0
" When we killed Elijah, it broke the compulsion and freed the bitch from the tomb."" "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 16 - The House Guest, p.0
" Did you know I would die? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 16 - The House Guest, p.0
" What’d Papa Witch and Baby Witch have to say? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 16 - The House Guest, p.0
" You know this whole friendly cooperative thing? I don’t buy it. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 16 - The House Guest, p.0
" You’re the unwanted house guest. Go feed yourself. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 16 - The House Guest, p.0
" That’s for not telling me the dagger would kill me. [Pushes the stake in harder.] Next time, it goes in your heart. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 16 - The House Guest, p.0
" You wanna help? Start talking! "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 16 - The House Guest, p.0
" Katherine, there are six other bedrooms in this house, go find one. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 16 - The House Guest, p.0
" Great, we’ll have to put that on our list of things to do today: harness ancient dead witch power. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 17 - Know Thy Enemy, p.0
" Emily was just my key to getting Katherine back, before I knew what a nasty little bitch Katherine was. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 17 - Know Thy Enemy, p.0
" Well, here’s the thing … John’s ring, it’s an old Gilbert family heirloom that protects its owner from death by a supernatural entity. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 17 - Know Thy Enemy, p.0
" We’re gonna need a covers story: epileptic fit, alcohol binge, banana peel … whatever works. But right now, I just have to get him[John] out of here. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 17 - Know Thy Enemy, p.0
" We didn’t create a safehouse for you to leave it. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 18 - The Last Dance, p.0
" That was a lame cheap shot. He’s trying to bait us. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 18 - The Last Dance, p.0
" Klaus does not get to win tonight. No way. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 18 - The Last Dance, p.0
" You need to listen to me and prepare for what I’m about to say. Bonnie had to die. Klaus using Alaric’s body was a total surprise. She wasn’t prepared for that. And he wasn’t going to stop and we weren’t going to be able to stop him until he knew she was "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 18 - The Last Dance, p.0
" See that’s why I didn’t tell you. Cause you would’ve never been able to do it. Don’t get me wrong, Stefan. I don’t mind being the bad guy. I make all the life and death decisions while you’re busy dealing with colleteral damage. But at the end of the day "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 18 - The Last Dance, p.0
" Let me be clear about something. If it comes down to you and the witch again, I will gladly let Bonnie die. I will always choose you. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 18 - The Last Dance, p.0
" She`s lost it. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 19 - Klaus, p.0
" That might be your plan. Mine`s better. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 19 - Klaus, p.0
" We`re splitting from the team. Going rogue. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 19 - Klaus, p.0
" I figured you`d might still be kicking. Alaric-Klaus was blending way to easily. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 19 - Klaus, p.0
" You owe me. And I will collect. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 19 - Klaus, p.0
" We can kill him today! With Bonnie. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 20 - The Last Day, p.0
" I’ll write her a great eulogy! "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 20 - The Last Day, p.0
" That’s your plan? A magical witch potion with no expiration date? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 20 - The Last Day, p.0
" Elijah is an original vampire, Stefan. One we tried to kill. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 20 - The Last Day, p.0
" Go ahead. Wish me an eternity of misery. Believe me, you`ll get over it. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 20 - The Last Day, p.0
" Admit it. You just wish you had the balls to do it yourself "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 20 - The Last Day, p.0
" We both know that elixer wouldn`t have worked anyway. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 20 - The Last Day, p.0
" Do you think if I took his werewolf out of the equation, she might get over the fact that I tried to turn her into a vampire? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 20 - The Last Day, p.0
" What if I tell you Elena had vampire blood in her system? Imagine how much fun that will be, competing with Elena for Stefan`s love for, I don`t know, forever. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 20 - The Last Day, p.0
" Listen Matt, not a good time to play the hero. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 20 - The Last Day, p.0
" You’re lucky I just screwed up once today, or you`d be dead. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 20 - The Last Day, p.0
" Do not wolf out on us. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 20 - The Last Day, p.0
" I don`t care if you kill me for it. It was all me. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 20 - The Last Day, p.0
" Us ending up on good terms is not exactly on my bucket list Katherine. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 21 - The Sun Also Rises, p.0
" Enjoy an eternity alone, Katherine. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 21 - The Sun Also Rises, p.0
" He`s got Jenna, Stefan. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 21 - The Sun Also Rises, p.0
" You`re a day late and a daughter short, John. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 21 - The Sun Also Rises, p.0
" When Klaus kills Elena in the sacrafice she will come back to life. Granted, as the thing you hate most in the world, but no one really cares what you think. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 21 - The Sun Also Rises, p.0
" Well, that’s my brother for you. Always cleaning up my messes. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 21 - The Sun Also Rises, p.0
" If you come back as a vampire, I’ll stake you myself. Because I can’t stand the idea of you hating me forever. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 21 - The Sun Also Rises, p.0
" And then what’s the plan, Stefan? The curse is broken. How does one go about killing an all powerful wolf vamp? And his two-face older brother? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 21 - The Sun Also Rises, p.0
" I know I don’t need your forgiveness, but I need it. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 22 - As I Lay Dying, p.0
" What’s the plan, Superman? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 22 - As I Lay Dying, p.0
" Oh right, a miracle cure, good luck with that one "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 22 - As I Lay Dying, p.0
" Always the hero, Stefan. Just tell me goodbye and get it over with. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 22 - As I Lay Dying, p.0
" All those years I blamed Stefan. No one forced me to love her. It was my own choice. I made the wrong choice. Tell Stefan I’m sorry. Okay? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 2, Episode 22 - As I Lay Dying, p.0
" You should learn to knock. What if I was .. indecent? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 1 - The Birthday, p.0
" It`s his signature. There is a reason they call him the ripper. He feed so hard he blacks out, rips them apart but then when he is done he feels remorse. He puts the bodies back together. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 1 - The Birthday, p.0
" He has flipped the switch, he is a full-blown ripper! "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 1 - The Birthday, p.0
" No you stop it Elena. Stop looking for him, stop waiting for him to come home. Just stop! Stefan is gone and he`s not coming back. Not in your lifetime. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 1 - The Birthday, p.0
" We went through this Elena. Stefan`s gone. I don`t mean geographically. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 2 - The Hybrid, p.0
" What`s your big plan, Elena? You`re gonna walk into a campsite full of werewolves, roast a marshmallow, and wait for Stefan to stop by? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 2 - The Hybrid, p.0
" Here, doggy doggy. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 2 - The Hybrid, p.0
" Might want to take it up with your girlfriend. If you don`t want her chasing you I`d stop with the late-night phone calls. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 2 - The Hybrid, p.0
" I thought Stefan was gone, but I was wrong. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 2 - The Hybrid, p.0
" Rise and shine, sleepy head. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 3 - The End Of The Affair, p.0
" You know you were dreaming about me. Explains the drool. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 3 - The End Of The Affair, p.0
" It came to me in a dream, I was naked, you`d have loved it. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 3 - The End Of The Affair, p.0
" I`m shocked! Stefan`s not a virgin. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 3 - The End Of The Affair, p.0
" Here we are. Stefan`s second personality home. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 3 - The End Of The Affair, p.0
" Stefan was a cocky Ripper douche, but I could avoid him and still indulge in a few Daisy Buchanans of my own. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 3 - The End Of The Affair, p.0
" You stay here and whip up an actual plan. I`ll come back when I find him. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 3 - The End Of The Affair, p.0
" You will have about 5 minutes tops until that hybrid freak rips my heart out, so please tell me you can do this. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 3 - The End Of The Affair, p.0
" Kill Andie one day, save my life the other. Good, bad? Pick one! "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 3 - The End Of The Affair, p.0
" She`s not going anywhere until she has you checked in the vampire rehab, trust me I`ve tried. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 3 - The End Of The Affair, p.0
" You want a partner in crime? Forget Stefan. I`m so much more fun. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 3 - The End Of The Affair, p.0
" I just don`t get why you want to bring chili to a potluck. Everyone brings chili. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 4 - Disturbing Behaviour, p.0
" Show up. There`s going to be nine other people that brought chili. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 4 - Disturbing Behaviour, p.0
" So, Mayor Lockwood called your gay ex-husband to torture your vampire daughter? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 4 - Disturbing Behaviour, p.0
" So, Bill, I hear you`re into the whole daddy-daughter vampire torture thing. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 4 - Disturbing Behaviour, p.0
" Well, if there`s anyone who doesn`t need help, it`s your annoying control freak of a daughter. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 4 - Disturbing Behaviour, p.0
" I actually happen to love mind control myself. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 4 - Disturbing Behaviour, p.0
" Wait, Houston we have a problem. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 4 - Disturbing Behaviour, p.0
" He threatened to out me. Don`t get me started on the irony of that. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 4 - Disturbing Behaviour, p.0
" You`re repeatedly killing my buzz today, Ric. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 4 - Disturbing Behaviour, p.0
" Your temporary funeral. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 4 - Disturbing Behaviour, p.0
" Makes you the third person to underestimate me today. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 4 - Disturbing Behaviour, p.0
" Let me teach this ass-wheel a life lesson. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 4 - Disturbing Behaviour, p.0
" Bummer, I love a good girl fight. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 4 - Disturbing Behaviour, p.0
" It took a bit longer than usual, huh? Might want to get that ring checked. Hope it`s not going bad. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 4 - Disturbing Behaviour, p.0
" Mystic Falls and I are on a bit of a break. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 5 - The Reckoning, p.0
" Stop with the teeny bopper drama. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 5 - The Reckoning, p.0
" Hey, the two brunettes on the staircase owe me a persian rug. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 6 - Smells Like Teen Spirit, p.0
" We need him to kill Klaus so I can de-rippefy Stefan before he destroys my house. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 6 - Smells Like Teen Spirit, p.0
" We have a new housemate. Barbie Klaus. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 6 - Smells Like Teen Spirit, p.0
" What`s your plan, oh warrior princess? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 6 - Smells Like Teen Spirit, p.0
" I`ll do whatever it is you need me to do, Elena. No one`s going to hurt you. Especially not my brother. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 6 - Smells Like Teen Spirit, p.0
" Can`t Bonnie just ju-ju him or something? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 6 - Smells Like Teen Spirit, p.0
" We`re forgetting a key player here. Rebekah? Wherever Stefan goes, the blond ponytail tends to follow. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 6 - Smells Like Teen Spirit, p.0
" Elena, you almost got barbecued. The least I can do is apply first aid. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 6 - Smells Like Teen Spirit, p.0
" Greetings, Blondie. Witchy. I think you got your voodo wires all crossed when you got rid of Vicki Donovan. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 7 - Ghost World, p.0
" I`m pretty sure I just got spit-roasted by Mason Lockwood`s ghost. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 7 - Ghost World, p.0
" When I kill someone, they`re supposed to stay dead. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 7 - Ghost World, p.0
" Tyler can`t be saved, not when Klaus is around, which is like always. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 7 - Ghost World, p.0
" You`re right. I didn`t have to kill you. I do a lot of things I don`t have to do. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 7 - Ghost World, p.0
" What`s your game man? I killed you. I jammed my fist into your chest. I ripped your heart out. There is no way this whole buddy trust act is real. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 7 - Ghost World, p.0
" Seems even the ancient Lockwoods were anti-vampire. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 8 - Ordinary People, p.0
" It`s the Lockwood Diaries, pictionary style. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 8 - Ordinary People, p.0
" The ghost of Christmas past, Mason Lockwood, said that the cave would lead us to a weapon that could kill Klaus. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 8 - Ordinary People, p.0
" Screw this Lexi plan. I think we can both use a drink. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 8 - Ordinary People, p.0
" All that effort wasted trying to tell you how boring you were, and now you finally agree with me? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 8 - Ordinary People, p.0
" I really hope this game of 20 questions isn`t your secret weapon. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 8 - Ordinary People, p.0
" Well, I give you 10 points for flair. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 8 - Ordinary People, p.0
" Go ahead. Kick, yell, scream. I`m sure you`ve been planning your rant all day. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 8 - Ordinary People, p.0
" Elena, when this thing blows up in our face, remember only one of us heals quickly. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 9 - Homecoming, p.0
" Why feed on vampires? Don`t tell me it has a smooth after taste. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 9 - Homecoming, p.0
" As the host you should know that these hybrids don`t make a good first impression. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 9 - Homecoming, p.0
" I can`t drink this all by myself. I mean I can, but then... somebody`s getting naked. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 10 - The New Deal, p.0
" It`s the eve of Klausageddon. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 10 - The New Deal, p.0
" You`re feisty when you`re mad. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 10 - The New Deal, p.0
" I`m surprised you stuck around town long enough for happy hour. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 10 - The New Deal, p.0
" So all we have to do is find four coffins and voila- no one else on your family`s Christmas list has to die."" "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 10 - The New Deal, p.0
" The witchy spirits aren`t a big fan and they used their juju to screw with my daylight ring. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 10 - The New Deal, p.0
" You go deal with your brother, I`ll deal with mine. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 10 - The New Deal, p.0
" You go after Klaus, you`re gonna have to be cut throat and devious. And I`m so much better at that than you. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 10 - The New Deal, p.0
" [compelling] ""Your sister thinks we should have another one of our talks. Here’s the thing Jer. You’re going to go out of town for a while. A long while. You’re going to stay with some nice family friends in Denver. You’re going to be at a new school, mee "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 10 - The New Deal, p.0
" Estranged is bad, dead is worse. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 10 - The New Deal, p.0
" He`s so lucky to have you for his sister. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 10 - The New Deal, p.0
" No, no. You know what? If I’m going to feel guilty about something, I’m going to feel guilty for this. [Damon kisses Elena] "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 10 - The New Deal, p.0
" Relax, brother. You don`t want your hair to fall out. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 11 - Our Town, p.0
" These hybrids are really bringing the neighborhood down. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 11 - Our Town, p.0
" You`d think the spirits of a bunch of dead witches that can make a coffin invisible, that they`d figure out how to open one. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 11 - Our Town, p.0
" The only way to call someone`s bluff, Stefan, is to be willing to lose everything if you`re wrong. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 11 - Our Town, p.0
" No dead hybrids at the founder`s party! "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 11 - Our Town, p.0
" Don`t give me that no humanity crap. You can`t just flip your switch. Your switch is fried, Stefan, just like your brain. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 11 - Our Town, p.0
" Road trip! I call shot gun. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 12 - The Ties That Bind, p.0
" Your doctor vervained me and then she blood-jacked me. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 12 - The Ties That Bind, p.0
" I proved your theory, diagnosed psycho case. You`re welcome. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 12 - The Ties That Bind, p.0
" Who else knows about your secret little slayer stash? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 13 - Bringing Out The Dead, p.0
" Ahhh, makes me nostalgic for the time when Stefan was a bunny sniffing pacifist. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 13 - Bringing Out The Dead, p.0
" Elijah, my favorite Original, back from the dead. You clean up nice. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 13 - Bringing Out The Dead, p.0
" I’ll start with an easy question. Any idea what kind of Klaus-killing weapon could me magically sealed in a mystery coffin? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 13 - Bringing Out The Dead, p.0
" Elijah and i have scheculed a very old sitdown with you and Klaus. I was thinking about the black. Makes you look all villainy. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 13 - Bringing Out The Dead, p.0
" Eat. I thought we agreed to leave the grumpy Stefan at home. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 13 - Bringing Out The Dead, p.0
" You pissed off enough originals to last a lifetime. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 14 - Dangerous Liaisons, p.0
" [to Elena] ""You look stunning, if it isn`t obvious. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 14 - Dangerous Liaisons, p.0
" Are you with the sexy psycho doctor? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 15 - All My Children, p.0
" I`m a little embarrassed to admit, but when it comes to killing thousand-year-old resurrected witches, I`m a little rusty. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 15 - All My Children, p.0
" [doing a Stefan impression]: ""Dear diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me forever. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 16 - 1912, p.0
" I was hoping we could hang. You know a little brother bonding. I know we don’t actually hang out. We team up, we join forces, we activate our Wonder twin powers. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 16 - 1912, p.0
" 1912. Or as I like to call it, last time Mystic Fall’s had a serial killer on its hands. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 16 - 1912, p.0
" Have you been eating the relatives again? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 16 - 1912, p.0
" You know, quitting blood cold turkey after a ripper binge might not be the best approach. Every time you play that all or nothing game, you eventually leave a trail of bodies. So, I’m thinking, now is a good time to pay our old friend moderation a visit. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 16 - 1912, p.0
" Easy there, lushy pants. It’s been a hoot and a half but it’s boy’s night and you weren’t invited. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 16 - 1912, p.0
" Tough love, Stefan. You’re not gonna survive this cold turkey thing, you never do. It’s time to get that monkey off your back. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 16 - 1912, p.0
" You ready to ditch this House of Horrors? Oh, you look terrible. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 17 - Break On Through, p.0
" Well, you know what they say, two’s company, three’s a party. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 17 - Break On Through, p.0
" I told her what she already knows. You’re a vampire and you drink human blood and to get over it. Which is the same thing I’m telling you. Own it, live it, love it. Stop being ashamed of who you are. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 17 - Break On Through, p.0
" Ooo, chocolate muffins. You know what they say; a way to a psycho killer’s heart is through his stomach. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 18 - The Murder Of One, p.0
" I like that confidence, Stefan. I don’t share it, but I like it. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 19 - Heart of Darkness, p.0
" `Well, you’re good Stefan again. You’re in control. Sorry, you might get the girl but you lose the edge. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 19 - Heart of Darkness, p.0
" Next time we compel him, remind me to make him better at baseball. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 19 - Heart of Darkness, p.0
" What good is you dying and coming back to life if you can’t talk to a ghost when I need you to? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 19 - Heart of Darkness, p.0
" Picture? Of what, a trip to Disneyland? Come on Rose, you’re not gonna actually make us wait, are you? I know you’re obsessed with me. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 19 - Heart of Darkness, p.0
" She [Rose] spent her last day in paradise. Soaking in the sun and reminiscing about what it means to be human. And when death came, she didn’t fear it. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 19 - Heart of Darkness, p.0
" [to Stefan] ""I`m thinking gardenia corsage. Wrist obviously, you don`t want to accidentally stab her in the chest with the pin now that could get messy."" "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 20 - Do Not Go Gentle, p.0
" [to Meredith] ""I need medical advice. For a friend. Alaric, you remember him, right? About 6`2"", tried to hack you into pieces. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 20 - Do Not Go Gentle, p.0
" The guy that we know is gone. We`re talking about someone who not only hates vampires, but vampire sympathizers. Which makes one of his most obvious targets, I don`t know (at Elena), you! "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 20 - Do Not Go Gentle, p.0
" [to Bonnie and Jamie] ""Sorry to spoil your seven minutes in heaven. We have a problem. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 20 - Do Not Go Gentle, p.0
" Well…I offered to snap his [Alaric] neck, put him out of his misery but…he didn’t take me up on it. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 20 - Do Not Go Gentle, p.0
" Don`t blame me. Blame Bonnie th blood bank, she fed him. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 21 - Before Sunset, p.0
" Because I do stupid things, Bonnie. I do things, like let my friend die with dignity when I should have just killed him. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 21 - Before Sunset, p.0
" [to Klaus] ""Caroline is in there. Don`t you have a thing for her? Or did she just reject you too many times? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 21 - Before Sunset, p.0
" Don`t get your hopes up! Might be a girl scout. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 21 - Before Sunset, p.0
" By my math, you’ve already bit it once, this will be twice, wearing that thing and if for some reason, Bonnie can’t restart your heart and you do indeed die, then before you know it, we have another psycho alter ego case on our hands, which is bad so giv "
Damon Salvatore, Season 3, Episode 21 - Before Sunset, p.0
" There is no way out of this. We all know the drill. You feed or you die. There is no door number three. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 4, Episode 1 - Growing Pains, p.0
" Your choice, Elena. As always. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 4, Episode 1 - Growing Pains, p.0
" Way to get her hopes up for something that has never happened in vampireism. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 4, Episode 1 - Growing Pains, p.0
" Perfect. We have narrowed it down to nowhere. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 4, Episode 1 - Growing Pains, p.0
" [To Matt] ""In what world are you the one that gets to live? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 4, Episode 1 - Growing Pains, p.0
" [To Matt] ""Well, look at that. Seems like you get a chance to prove just how sorry you are. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 4, Episode 1 - Growing Pains, p.0
" Yoohoo. Anybody home? Big bad vampire out here. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 4, Episode 1 - Growing Pains, p.0
" But you wouldn`t be [dead]! And you would have gotten to grow up and have the life that you wanted, the life that you deserve and I know, I didn`t use to get that, but I do now. And I wanted that for you Elena and I would have gladly have given that to y "
Damon Salvatore, Season 4, Episode 1 - Growing Pains, p.0
" [on Elena] ""You better hope she`s not a fan of Bambi. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 4, Episode 2 - Memorial, p.0
" I say rip off the proverbial band-aid and let it bleed. You`re a vampire, Elena. Be a vampire. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 4, Episode 2 - Memorial, p.0
" I always take credit for killing people. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 4, Episode 2 - Memorial, p.0
" Seriously, stop looking at me like that, Liz. If I was going to kill ten people, I wouldn`t blow them up. I`d have a dinner party. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 4, Episode 2 - Memorial, p.0
" Nice to meet you too, Mr. Busybody Guy. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 4, Episode 2 - Memorial, p.0
" Am I wearing my `I blew up the Council` t-shirt? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 4, Episode 2 - Memorial, p.0
" Pick your meal. You`ve got Asian fusion... Mexican... What about some good old American comfort food? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 4, Episode 2 - Memorial, p.0
" [to Connor] ""Oh, you again. Stalking small town funerals? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 4, Episode 2 - Memorial, p.0
" We love visitors and the scenery is to die for. [gasps] Oh. Funeral pun. Too soon. Sorry. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 4, Episode 2 - Memorial, p.0
" Good day for a mid-life crisis. 164 years... I’d say you’re due. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 4, Episode 3 - The Rager, p.0
" That hunter jacked Tyler Lockwood of his werewolf venom last night so he’s basically got vampire poison in a bottle. And I’m going to find him. And I’m going to eat him. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 4, Episode 3 - The Rager, p.0
" [Undresses himself] [talks to Elena] ""Are you staying for the show or? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 4, Episode 3 - The Rager, p.0
" Maybe you could clue me in on this greater evil. Because I’ve fought this guy, and there’s nothing more evil than that. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 4, Episode 3 - The Rager, p.0
" This is what I like to hear. Vague threats, ominous prophecies, disappearing tattoos... "
Damon Salvatore, Season 4, Episode 3 - The Rager, p.0
" You’re a vampire now. You just have to learn how to be one. And I’m gonna teach you. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 4, Episode 3 - The Rager, p.0
" What is this guy, the witchepedia? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 4, Episode 4 - The Five, p.0
" The answer to all our prayers, a frat party aka douche central. That`s why you will be eating very well tonight. So what should we go as, victims or killers? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 4, Episode 4 - The Five, p.0
" [to Elena] ""For someone who doesn’t want to be like me, you sure are good at it. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 4, Episode 5 - The Killer, p.0
" Since when did we team up with Klaus and the Lollipop Guild? "
Damon Salvatore, Season 4, Episode 5 - The Killer, p.0
" Little tip, vampires hate to swim. "
Damon Salvatore, Season 4, Episode 6 - We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes, p.0