Quotes by character

Klaus

" Ugh. Who is his guy? Safari Sam? "
Klaus, Season 2, Episode 18 - The Last Dance, p.0
" Okay that dagger needs to stay exactly where it is. Last thing I need to do is ressurect Elijah. That guy is a buzzkill. "
Klaus, Season 2, Episode 18 - The Last Dance, p.0
" I’ve searched for you for over 500 years. Your death is going to last at least half that long. "
Klaus, Season 2, Episode 18 - The Last Dance, p.0
" The 60’s… wish I could say something good about the sixties, but eeh. Actually it kind of sucked, except for the Beatles of course they made it bearable. "
Klaus, Season 2, Episode 18 - The Last Dance, p.0
" This witch is all juiced up and aiming to kill. "
Klaus, Season 2, Episode 18 - The Last Dance, p.0
" There’s a highschool dance. And I need you to take out witch bitch. "
Klaus, Season 2, Episode 18 - The Last Dance, p.0
" In this body? I’m a haggered history teacher. She could easily hurt me. I mean not me-Klaus-me, but you know what I mean. "
Klaus, Season 2, Episode 18 - The Last Dance, p.0
" I just had to get away from that dance. 60’s ugh. Not my decade. Who’s call was that anyway? "
Klaus, Season 2, Episode 18 - The Last Dance, p.0
" By all means, fire away. If you kill this body, I’ll just get a new one. Maybe Jeremy. "
Klaus, Season 2, Episode 18 - The Last Dance, p.0
" How could you? You betrayed me and fled England before I could even give you the details. But.. I did find your birthplace and I slaughtered your family. So I guess we`re cool. "
Klaus, Season 2, Episode 19 - Klaus, p.0
" Let`s just hope that Elena isn`t as stupid as you were. "
Klaus, Season 2, Episode 19 - Klaus, p.0
" Do you believe in vampires Jenna? "
Klaus, Season 2, Episode 19 - Klaus, p.0
" Now that`s more like it. "
Klaus, Season 2, Episode 19 - Klaus, p.0
" [To Alaric] ""Thanks for the loan, mate. "
Klaus, Season 2, Episode 20 - The Last Day, p.0
" I thought I remind you and your brother not to do anything you regret."" "
Klaus, Season 2, Episode 20 - The Last Day, p.0
" Let me be clear. I have my vampire, I have my werewolf. I have everything I need. The ritual will happen tonight. If you want to live to see tomorrow, don`t screw it up. "
Klaus, Season 2, Episode 20 - The Last Day, p.0
" You got me all nervous. I thought you had done something stupid. "
Klaus, Season 2, Episode 20 - The Last Day, p.0
" I`ve heard about you. The crazy, impulsive vampire in love with his brother`s girl. I knew one of you would try to stop me. It was just a 50-50 guess on who. "
Klaus, Season 2, Episode 20 - The Last Day, p.0
" Hello my lovelies. Are we ready? "
Klaus, Season 2, Episode 21 - The Sun Also Rises, p.0
" Well well. I don’t recall you being on the guest list. "
Klaus, Season 2, Episode 21 - The Sun Also Rises, p.0
" I rather appreciate the sacrifice of three women. Three goddesses sacrificed at nature’s altar. "
Klaus, Season 2, Episode 21 - The Sun Also Rises, p.0
" Quite the hero, aren’t you? Yeah, I’ve heard that about you. "
Klaus, Season 2, Episode 21 - The Sun Also Rises, p.0
" As promised, brother, you’ve been reunited with our family. "
Klaus, Season 2, Episode 22 - As I Lay Dying, p.0
" I promise I`m not a serial killer. I just want to use your phone. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 1 - The Birthday, p.0
" I love it when they run! "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 1 - The Birthday, p.0
" You are swifty swift right? "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 1 - The Birthday, p.0
" You`ve passed the test, but I knew you still cared for your brother, your old life. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 1 - The Birthday, p.0
" You never stop caring about your family do you? But whenever you feed, the blood makes it easier. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 1 - The Birthday, p.0
" [to Stefan] ""So much brooding. Your self-loathing is suffocating you, my friend. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 2 - The Hybrid, p.0
" It`s fascinating actually. A werewolf who isn`t beholden to the moon, a vampire who doesn`t burn in the sun. A true hybrid. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 2 - The Hybrid, p.0
" It`s the new order, sweetheart. You join us, or you die. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 2 - The Hybrid, p.0
" Derek, come feed your girlfriend. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 2 - The Hybrid, p.0
" Careful love, there`s only one Alpha here. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 2 - The Hybrid, p.0
" They went rabid. Some of them I killed and the others just... bled out. In the end they`re all dead. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 2 - The Hybrid, p.0
" I did everything I was told! I should be able to turn them. I broke the curse. I killed a werewolf. I killed a vampire. I killed the doppelganger. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 2 - The Hybrid, p.0
" Bottoms up. We`re leaving. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 2 - The Hybrid, p.0
" It appears you`re the only comrade I have left. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 2 - The Hybrid, p.0
" I know how much you loved it here. Bringing back memories of the good old ripper days. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 3 - The End Of The Affair, p.0
" Time to wake up, little sister. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 3 - The End Of The Affair, p.0
" Any day now, Rebekah. She likes being dramatic. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 3 - The End Of The Affair, p.0
" Thank you. I`ve had forgotton what it was like to have a brother. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 3 - The End Of The Affair, p.0
" You don`t have to negociate your brother`s freedom. When I`m done with him, he don`t wanna come back. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 3 - The End Of The Affair, p.0
" Rebekah, it`s your big brother. Come out, come out, wherever you are. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 3 - The End Of The Affair, p.0
" I`m not mad, just curious. Rebekah seems to think you`re holding on to something. A piece of your old life. The thing is, she`s got flawless instincts, borderline supernatural. So I thought, I would check it out. See for myself what it is you`ve been hid "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 4 - Disturbing Behaviour, p.0
" You put a rather large kink in my plans, sweetheart. The whole point of breaking the curse and becoming a hybrid was to make more hybrids. I haven`t been able to do that. Now my bet is, it has something to do with the fact that you`re still breathing. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 5 - The Reckoning, p.0
" Attention, seniors! You have officially been busted. Prank night is over. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 5 - The Reckoning, p.0
" I`d like you all to meet my sister: Rebekah. Word of warning... she can be quite mean. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 5 - The Reckoning, p.0
" If Bonnie`s successful, he`ll live through his transition. Go on, then. Go and fetch your grimoires and enchantments and what-not. I`ll hold on to Elena, for safe-keeping. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 5 - The Reckoning, p.0
" It`s always nice to see a vampire in his true element. The species has become such a broody lot. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 5 - The Reckoning, p.0
" Now this is fascinating. I`ve never seen this before. The only thing stronger than your craving for blood is your love for this one girl. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 5 - The Reckoning, p.0
" Yes, go tend the dinner. Leave the blades to the men, little sister. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 8 - Ordinary People, p.0
" Portland is fantastic once you can get over all the whiney music and healthy-looking people. It`s literally a breeding ground for werewolves "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 9 - Homecoming, p.0
" Rebekah, love. What`s this I hear about Mikael`s tragic run-in with a dagger? "" "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 9 - Homecoming, p.0
" Seems the homecoming queens still walks among the living, which leads me to Rebekah isn`t here, where is she? "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 9 - Homecoming, p.0
" I`ll get straight to the point, love. People have been after me for a thousand year and I`m always one step ahead, so whatever it is you`re trying. Go for it, give it your best shot. You won`t succeed. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 9 - Homecoming, p.0
" Thank you my friend. You no longer have to do as I say so. You`re free. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 9 - Homecoming, p.0
" Rebekah, where are you? Daddy`s dead. It`s time for a family reunion. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 9 - Homecoming, p.0
" You people seem to respond best to violence. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 10 - The New Deal, p.0
" Tony ran down Alaric instead of Jeremy, but apples, oranges. Message learns the same. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 10 - The New Deal, p.0
" Human life is just a means to an end. Our means, to our end. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 10 - The New Deal, p.0
" Here we are, Rebekah. Home, sweet home. Only took a thousand years. And to think I was counting on you being here with me. But that’s all ruined now, isn’t it? I’m so sorry… sister. We’ll meet again one day. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 10 - The New Deal, p.0
" Crazy or not. That kind of love never dies. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 11 - Our Town, p.0
" Ah, right. Crazy Stefan. How`s that working out for you? Any friends left? "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 12 - The Ties That Bind, p.0
" Enough. All this talk is boring me. End this now, Mother, or I’ll send you back to Hell. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 15 - All My Children, p.0
" There’s Jeremy, playing fetch with his new puppy. Oh, isn’t that just the most adorable thing you’ve ever seen? "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 18 - The Murder Of One, p.0
" Yeah, you’ll have to excuse the mess. Apparently Damon hurt her feelings. Go on, help him. Save the man who turned your mother into a vampire. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 18 - The Murder Of One, p.0
" So, the fate of the entire vampire race depends on you finding a stake? And to get it we need you to pass out. Which means that I feel totally justified doing this."" [breaks Alaric`s neck] ""There sleeping like a baby. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 19 - Heart of Darkness, p.0
" That’s a little gratuitous, don’t you think, Stefan? I would have been more gentle. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 19 - Heart of Darkness, p.0
" Your trap failed, mother. I live and I will go on living. Let your beloved spirits try to preserve you again, I dare you to come after me! I will build an army so big, no one will ever touch me. My survival will haunt you through eternity. You will never "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 20 - Do Not Go Gentle, p.0
" Well, for starters, young Jeremy here could show some manners and invite me inside. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 21 - Before Sunset, p.0
" Hmm..poor lad [Jeremy]. Loses one questionable father figure only to be replaced by the likes of the two of you. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 21 - Before Sunset, p.0
" Oh, I know all about my mother’s invulnerable little creation and that’s why I’m here. I’m leaving town, just need to pick up a few road trip necessities. Spare tire, flashlight, doppelganger. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 21 - Before Sunset, p.0
" Just so we are clear. The sun sets in about eight hours. If we don’t succeed before then, Elena will be dead, I’ll be gone, and the rest of you will be left to fend for yourselves. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 21 - Before Sunset, p.0
" Before we all walk through these doors, let’s get on the same page, shall we? I was the one who created your vampire bloodline, therefore I am responsible for your lives and Tyler’s life, Caroline’s life, and of course, Abby’s life, should anything go wr "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 21 - Before Sunset, p.0
" I’m not lying. But go ahead, call my bluff, let the teacher kill me. You’ll all be dead soon thereafter. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 21 - Before Sunset, p.0
" You know Stefan blames me for trying to tear him from his brother, but I think we both know who really came between them. You. That’s why you won’t choose. You know once you pick a Salvatore, you’ll destroy their bond. "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 21 - Before Sunset, p.0
" Consider this me doing you a favor. Once you’re dead, you won’t have to choose. No broken hearts. Their family stays intact. But just between us girls, who would you have picked? "
Klaus, Season 3, Episode 21 - Before Sunset, p.0
" [In Tyler`s body] ""Elena is dead and no longer my concern. "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 1 - Growing Pains, p.0
" [In Tyler`s body] ""You are forgetting I can rip your tongue out. Now, Put. Me. Back! "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 1 - Growing Pains, p.0
" [in Tyler`s body] ""Argh, you incessant woman. Hey mom! "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 1 - Growing Pains, p.0
" [in Tyler`s body]: ""Easy love. Wrong time, wrong place, wrong equipment. "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 1 - Growing Pains, p.0
" [in Tyler`s body] ""That is what I enjoy about you. So much more than a pretty face. "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 1 - Growing Pains, p.0
" [in Tyler`s body] ""Pick Bonnie! It is you or Tyler. "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 1 - Growing Pains, p.0
" You know something Rebekah, you are right. I don`t care, from this moment on you are not my family, not my sister, you are nothing. "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 1 - Growing Pains, p.0
" I should have killed you for the little stunt, you and your friends pulled, stopping my heart leaving me in a coffin to rot. "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 3 - The Rager, p.0
" My reputation precedes me. Hopefully, not all bad. "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 3 - The Rager, p.0
" She`s quite fetchy that Hayley. She had to run, but don`t worry I had her take the backdoor so that Caroline wouldn`t see."" "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 3 - The Rager, p.0
" I don`t know anything, but I have put together a pretty convincing pitch and why don`t you tell me where my imagination deviates from reality. You went off to the Appalachians to break my sire bond, there you met a pack of werewolves, begged them for hel "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 3 - The Rager, p.0
" Tyler is otherwise occupied, making big decisions about honesty and what not. "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 3 - The Rager, p.0
" Truth be told, I`m as evil as it gets. "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 3 - The Rager, p.0
" [To Connor] ""There is more to you than meets the eye, isn`t there? "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 3 - The Rager, p.0
" Nice try, but I am faster than your average vampire. "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 3 - The Rager, p.0
" For future reference, one voicemail is just as effective as nine. "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 3 - The Rager, p.0
" I don`t want anything from you [Stefan]. Her [Elena] on the other hand. If you would have told me a few hours ago I would have cared about her dying. But as it turns out, you may be of use to me after all. "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 3 - The Rager, p.0
" Congratulations, you just became more worth to me alive than death. "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 3 - The Rager, p.0
" Let`s just say that it`s made you the most well protected vampire hunter in town. "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 3 - The Rager, p.0
" I should probably buff up on the hybrid security. "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 4 - The Five, p.0
" Oh and Stefan, trust me when I say this. That hunter in there holds the answer to all your prayers. "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 4 - The Five, p.0
" I could kiss the council for burnig up all the vervain in town. They made my life so much easier. "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 4 - The Five, p.0
" Rebekah, love, eat your veggies. "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 4 - The Five, p.0
" Cheers, to my sister`s uncanny ability to choose men. "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 4 - The Five, p.0
" Your only family was nearly whiped out because of your stupidity. "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 4 - The Five, p.0
" We don`t do anything, you can`t be trusted little sister. You`ll be blabbing this secret to the first boy who calls you pretty. I mean, it`s pathetic. Really, how she continues to hand her heart to any man who shows her a hint of affection. You think she "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 4 - The Five, p.0
" You have the chance to save Elena from the very thing that is going to destroy her. You can call it a deal with the devil if you`ll like. But you know you won`t walk away from it. "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 4 - The Five, p.0
" I`m sorry little sister, but you are right. You really are a hopeless fool. "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 4 - The Five, p.0
" It is just you and me in this, Stefan. Some secrets are stronger than family. "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 4 - The Five, p.0
" I’m sorry, mate. Are you going to answer or should I just assume you’re back to being… how did you phrase it? Ah, yes, my little bitch. "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 5 - The Killer, p.0
" You know, this would all be a lot more civilized if I was just invited inside. "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 6 - We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes, p.0
" Caroline, you’re beautiful, but if you don’t stop talking, I will kill you. "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 6 - We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes, p.0
" Klaus: In what world di the words „tell no one mean your brother and every teenage sycophant in town? Stefan: Ugh. The secret's safe. No one who knows about the cure will endanger us. Trust me,you know I wanna find it more than anyone. "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 7 - My Brother's Keeper, p.0
" Klaus: Well how did I know I'd find you at the helm of this ship? Caroline: Go away, I'm busy. Klaus: I was wondering what time I should pick you up tomorrow. Caroline: How about a quarter to never? "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 7 - My Brother's Keeper, p.0
" Caroline: How did I become the bad guy? Klaus: Let's get you a drink. I'll tell you all about being the bad guy. "
Klaus, Season 4, Episode 7 - My Brother's Keeper, p.0